And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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