Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
