i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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