My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
