I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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