I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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