Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Someone came in the potted fern
don't judge my taste in strippers
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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