Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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