you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
