Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
