you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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