I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
my vag is so smooth its legendary
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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