I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
