Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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