K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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