She said her name was "party"
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
