sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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