just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Randomize
