going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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