Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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