I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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