girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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