Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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