You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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