i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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