Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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