Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
