Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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