Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize