I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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