i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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