That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
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