That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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