Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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