More tranny stories later!
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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