And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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