if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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