god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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