I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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