I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize