I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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