im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
foreskin is a definite game changer
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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