I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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