help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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