We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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