Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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