so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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