I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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