I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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