weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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