Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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