so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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