do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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