i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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