i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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